FIRST!!! Kinda.....

[LilFapperMan]

Hey, guys.

Just a bit of intro about myself. I've been following the original Fappening since about 5 hours after the initial release, and I just love the female form. I have strange views sometimes, and I can be outgoing and outspoken. I'm proud to call myself LilFapperMan, but for everyone else.....

Mondo! In mark, a humble meretricious Methuselah, cast mockingly as both martyr and malefactor by the mutations of Harmony. This mien, no mere mantle of modesty, is a memento of the main populi, now minus, missing. However, this militant meeting of a by-gone mortification, stands manifested and has mortgaged to master these misleading and mean mares minding malignance and meteing the maniacly monstrous and merciless maltreatment of multivolence. The only mentality is malignity; a malice, held as a motive, not in magistry, for the meaning and maxim of such shall one day maintain the mindful and the moralistic.

Methodically, this mixture of motto malingers most magniloquent, so let me simply add that it is my merry good honor to meet you and you may call me M.

(Yes, this is V's introduction. Sue me.)

[LilFapperMan]

So, I'm sure everyone has noticed my awesomely green username. I'm actually going to be helping root to just kinda mod the forums here. I won't be posting much at first, but I will be here. As a reminder, there are a few rules so far, and unfortunately, as most new forums go, there will probably be more in the next few months. We're trying to keep ourselves, and you, the community, as safe as possible. I hope you have a great time here, and may we always remember The Fappening.

[groot]

Damn that was a cool intro! Welcome LilFapperMan.

[Sanity]

Welcome, Lil! Honestly my brain exploded half way through your introduction. Regardless, it's nice to meet you and I wish you the best of luck with helping around the forums!

[Pigskin Infidel]

I'm with Sanity in that my brain started smoking and eyes twitching in trying to read your intro. After a few misfires, I was finally able to grasp that great opening statement. Welcome and many thanks for assisting in this great venture.

PS. My plea to the Fappening Gods: More Kaley Cuoco!

[LilFapperMan]

I've actually just got back from fighting through the 502's to read your replies. Sorry for the delay, folks. We're almost there.